September 2010
2 posts
“Lol imm… I was trying to think of something straight to say but got...”
– Jarvis
“I want to hug her dick”
– Rob
August 2010
1 post
Jarvis: I told you they didn't take your eye!
Nobo: But why did they take my eyebrow?!
July 2010
1 post
“I am out like Clay Aiken.”
– Jarvis
June 2010
1 post
1 tag
“You cant look cool with a jinx”
– Josh
May 2010
11 posts
“Jarvis’ grandma is Hardcore. I FUCKS! with that.”
– norm
“I can beat this guy in every area”
– Norm
“He’s too busy playin video games and being built like a bag of old milk”
– FLitz
“AceSpartan loves the cok or cock”
– Ace
“They’re going to come on Bruno”
– Jarvis
Katie's not from Australia?
Katie: Kurtis Reed, Jarvis Vance and James Kuda Gilstrap like tacos.
Katie: oh america.
Jarvis: you know it
Katie: tacos are for illegal immigrants
Jarvis: thats racist. im sorry your people only like shrimp on the barbie
Katie: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Katie: im rage quitting
Jarvis: lol i win
4 tags
Party Foul
Jarvis Vance: fat girls + party foul
Dane: = earthquake
Dane: and drink spill
Dane: TINA YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION
Christina: You interrupted my Joshua Radin
Dane: YOU HAVE A VAGINA
Christina: MY VAGINA IS POWERFUL
Dane: he’s soulful
Brandon: christina…that was the best thing ive ever heard
Sausage
- ang;: I love sausage all hours of the day
Yo Dogg You Gay?
Norman Rhodes If Ya Wiiiiill: I have something for Kates Face
Norman Rhodes If Ya Wiiiiill: It's called my jizz
Justin: I used that once Norm, stings a bit
“That was a sexy ass Oreo until double stuff was in the middle.”
– Jarvis talking about Lauren’s friend who happens to be Jarvis’ future girlfriend.
comments on one of Josh's FB status messages
Jimmy: mmaaah diick?
Christina W. : Do want.
Brett (silently to himself) : LOL
April 2010
20 posts
“I sure could go for some vagina right now.”
– FLitz
Buddhapunch: guy sitting infront of me has an iPad
Buddhapunch: he looks goofy using it
AceSpartan: Pour water on that shit
FLitz: Punch him in the back of the neck, take it and run
Christina: ^
Buddhapunch: it's smaller than I thought it would be
FLitz: NOt what she said
Buddhapunch: it looks uncomfrtale to use
FLitz: ALso not what she said
Christina: Not for you maybe
Dane: what DO you have
FLitz: I'll tell you what I don't have, AIDS
Dane: phew, me either
Dane: yet
FLitz: Sweet lets fuck, no condom
Dane: hahaha
Dane: i was gonna go with sharing needles
Dane: but fucking works too, i guess
RazzGurl: this was the first time i ever let a mexican
RazzGurl: cut ma hair
RazzGurl: usaully they are all azn haha
“Not everyone has a 50ft cock like you lol”
– Norm (in reference to Cyanide talking about girls that cry over singers/bands/actors)
“I would 69 her upside down”
– Norm
Justin: She still in there?
Brandon: shes 15.. and she said she fucked a 19 year olds two yaers ago
Brandon: naw i closed convo with her
Justin: :O GET ON THAT
Brandon: FUCK THAT
Justin: jkfgsehjgfvsjhdfhjsdvsfd
Brandon: I DONT WANNA GO TO
Justin: i'll bail you out
Brandon: FUCK YOU JUSTIN YOU WANT 12 YEAR OLD CUM ALL OVER YOU SO YOU CAN SPARKLE LIKE TWILIGHT FAIRIES~
“Where does one find this “12 year old cum?”
– Justin
the holocaust kills fat people?
Jarvis: brandon why do you have to use the f word (faggot) so loosely
Brandon: you use the f word all the time. You say fat that hurts me. It's like the holocaust for fat people.
Josh: in correction a workout is the holocaust for fat people.
Best Show Idea Evar
クリス[n0b]: HEY JOSH
クリス[n0b]: SHUT UP
Nerdiest-Kids.com: HE NOB
Nerdiest-Kids.com: FUCK YOU
クリス[n0b]: HE-NOB
クリス[n0b]: AND THE MASTERS OF THE INTERNET
Razz: There's a dildo waiting for you.
Norm: yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
FLitz: What is the wierd ass hole's name in Mass Effect?
FLitz: Begins with a C
kuda: cunt
Dane: Cunt
Dane: hahaha kuda
FLitz: Wow
kuda: ^5
Dane: ^5
Norman Rhodes If Ya Wiiiiill: lol
Katie.: 16 is legal in nz
Katie.: youre safe
brett.: 2 years KAtie
brett.: ; )
brett.: hahahahaha
Rob "HollywoodRS" Sporer: Fuck you guys are so creepy
Katie.: actually a year & a half
“Jamie let’s norm drive her asscheeks”
– Josh
“i will, but ive lost my voice kinda. or my balls are dropping.”
– Katie aka NZ
“I LUVS ME DAT FRESH PUSSY”
– Tina
“I don’t know if you have the herps. I haven’t been down there in...”
– Alyx aka PGF
Come out the closet like Yooooooo~
- angie.(R): Yeah
- angie.(R): I've got a gay boyfriend nbd
March 2010
84 posts
“I’ve always wanted to ^5 a penis”
– Razzgurl
Canadians Rock At English
Josh: no wonder you are goin to night school
- angie.(R): I don't give a fuck
Josh: cause you don't even go to school on time :P
- angie.(R): Hey screw you I'm getting like a 90 no lies
- angie.(R): In ebglish 8o|
- angie.(R): LOL fml
Josh: LMAO!
“fat people should burlesque…”
– Rhodes
“I thought you just stepped on the glass and become a jew”
– Kuda
RhodesZombie: little does he know i blew it up
The Pepsi Plunge: Ohio is for lovers *click click*
RhodesZombie: -folds dick-
“I’mma shave my ass”
– Jarvis
“Can I please not be told I’m going to get slammed on my b-day by a 40 year...”
– The world may never know….
“I’m doing it with my back teeth”
– Razz
“He’s gonna die, gonna die, gonna die.”
– Jeff
“I’d go around naked all day if it wasn’t for STDs.”
– Malin
“No. Then you will text me at night with heavy breathing Justin.”
– Brandon (referring his phone#)
“I mean if she drove u too school every day for 3 years you should know if she is...”
– Malin
“I’d rather not walk around with a perma wedgie”
– Cyanide
Norm: Viggo, fuck up.
Viggo: That means I'd be on the bottom.